SOME RANDOM TRUTH ABOUT MEN

I came across this piece and the curiousity to understand men finally made more sense to me that Boys Will Be Boys and Men are not all Aliens.

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not sohandsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their
money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think we are beautiful enough and have no interest in ladies.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no
money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!